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Ah!

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For God's sake, shut up!

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What is his sorrow?

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Oh! It's all his fancy, that.

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This Mock Turtle hasn't even
got any sorrow, you know.

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This young lady here,

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she wants to know your
history, so she does.

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When... When...

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When we were little,

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we went to school

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in... in the sea.

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Oh! Abso-blooming-lutely.

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The master was an old turtle.

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We used to call him.

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Tortoise.

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Why did you call him
Tortoise if he wasn't one?

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We called him Tortoise
because he taught us.

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Really, you're very dull.

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You ought to be
ashamed of yourself,

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asking such a simple question!

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But how many hours a day
did you do lessons?

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Ten hours the first.
Nine the next. Then eight.

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What a curious plan!

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That's the reason they're
called lessons, stupid!

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Because they lessen
from day to day.

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Then the 11th day
must have been a holiday?

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Well, of course it was.

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Not very bright, are you?

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No!

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Where are you?

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Where have you gone?

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♪ All of me

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♪ Why not take all of me?

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♪ Can't you see

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♪ I'm no good without you?

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♪ Take my lips

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♪ I want to lose them

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♪ Take my arms

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♪ I'll never use them

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♪ Your goodbye

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♪ Left me with eyes that cry

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♪ How can I

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♪ Go on, dear, without you?

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♪ You took the pie

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♪ That once was my eye

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Well, Lucy. Our very last
night on board the Berengaria.

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Yes, ma'am.

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We must compose ourselves,
my dear,

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for whatever perils
and novelties

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may lie ahead of us
in the United States.

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Yes, Mrs. Hargreaves.

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Well, at least the people
there speak a form of English.

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Even though with a sort of
rubbery paste in their mouths.

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It's called chewing gum.

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They actually talk to one
with it still in their mouths,

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moving it from one side
of the cheek to the other.

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Did you know that, Lucy?

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I... I don't think all of them do, Mrs.
Hargreaves.

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The Americans on
this ship don't...

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No, no, no. Now, I'm not talking
about the type of American

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who travels to and from
Europe, child.

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I refer to the common man.

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The vast hordes.
The great unwashed.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Now what is it, child?

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Why are you distracted?

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It's nothing. Nothing.

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It's not cheap music
that disturbs you.

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It's your youth.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Well, we have had our little
nocturnal perambulation.

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It's time for bed. I'm tired
and I must close my eyes.

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Come along, Lucy. Lucy,
I said, come along.

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Mrs. Hargreaves...
Oh, now, what is it?

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I wonder if I might be allowed

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to go and listen to the band?

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You? Only for a little while.

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Oh, now, now, come, come.

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No, it's just... No, I really don't
think you should be late tonight, Lucy.

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Disembarkation is a notoriously
exhausting business.

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And my hair needs a thoroughly
good brushing, my dear.

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Lots of vigor.

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Is that it?

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Rumors of war in Europe,
Hitler soon to be Chancellor.

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Another gang war,
a plane crash, a kidnap.

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I think that covers
the lighter side, gentlemen.

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No heavy stuff at all?

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Here's something
that might be interesting.

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- Well, let's have it.
- It's about Alice in Wonderland.

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Oh, great.
That's all we need.

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No, Th-there's this old
dame they've found in England.

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She was Alice.
I mean, the real Alice.

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The one Lewis Carroll first
told the story to 70 years ago.

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Is that right?
She a real person?

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I mean, that's like saying
fairies are for real.

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They are. Haven't you met the new
guy we hired to do the ladies' page?

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What about her, Harry?

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She's arriving in New York
tomorrow morning on the Berengaria.

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Columbia are gonna give her
an honorary degree.

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As part of the celebrations.

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Lewis Carroll was born
100 years ago.

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How old did you say she was?

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She's 80. Carroll told her
the story when she was 10.

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Get her. We want her.

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Oh, you got to be
kidding, surely?

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An 80-year-old woman
from England?

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She's probably too gaga
by now to talk sensible, anyway.

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Now, listen.

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Any old dame who fell
down a rabbit hole

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and sat down to tea
with the Mad Hatter

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is going to cheer me up,
let alone our readers.

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And I'm a miserable
son of a bitch,

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or hadn't you heard?

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We've heard.

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If they see you here, Jack,
they'll call the cops.

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Ah, I'm just coming in
to clear out my desk.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah.

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You got fired a month ago and
you've been in a dozen times since.

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Forget it. They won't
take you back.

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It wasn't so terrible,
what I did.

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Making up a whole interview?

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That's what Lindberg would
have said if he'd talked to me.

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Mmm-hmm.

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Anyway, I'm going in
to argue my case.

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I'm broke. I'm desperate. Oh.

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There's a whole big depression
going on out there, Sally.

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I can't even get a job
washing dishes.

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And me, with all my talent!
Uh-huh.

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Religious affairs.

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Sorry.

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Hargreaves. Right.

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Yes.

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As soon as the boat's through
quarantine, tomorrow morning.

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You sure you want this?

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Okay, okay, I only asked!

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What's up?

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Do you know anything
about Alice in Wonderland?

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Sure, do I know anything about it.
Yeah, it's a book!

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Christ!

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Don't look at me, Sally.
Just keep typing. Please.

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Well, well. Brave Jack Dolan.

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Ex-ace reporter, would-be all-purpose
hustler and 100% C-O-W-A-R-D.

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You can come out now. He's gone.

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He's a bum.

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So, anyway, about Alice in Wonderland.
Uh-huh.

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It's a kids' book. It's
about a girl named Alice.

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She goes down a hole
in the ground and she...

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<i>Will proceed in one</i>
<i>hour and 15 minutes precisely.</i>

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<i>The Captain, staff and crew</i>
<i>of the Berengaria...</i>

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You seem excited.

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I am.

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Ah, when you are my age, Lucy,

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you will have long since learnt

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the greater one's
anticipation of a thing,

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the fewer pleasures
it eventually yields.

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Yes, ma'am.

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Lucy, dear, I'm going
below for an hour.

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Unlike you, I need
to compose myself.

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Now, you may stay here and
examine the foreign shore.

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Thank you, ma'am.

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Fetch me in exactly 45 minutes
and not a minute before.

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Unless the Red Indians try to
come aboard in their canoes.

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"Either the well was very deep,"

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"or she fell very slowly,"

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"for she had plenty of time
as she went down"

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"to look about her,"

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"and to wonder what was
going to happen next."

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- It's my turn.
- No, it's not.

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- Course it is.
- It's mine.

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And when you've got your
ball through that hoop

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aim for this one over here.

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Has got a lovely shirt.

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If you dare touch
that ball, Edith...

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Edith!

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Alice.

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Edith, give the ball back.

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Oh, Lorina.

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♪ Down yonder green valley

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♪ Where streamlets meander

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♪ When twilight is fading

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♪ I pensively rove

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♪ Or at the bright noontide

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♪ In solitude wander

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♪ Amid the dark shades...

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♪...was cheerfully singing

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♪ I first met that dear one

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♪ The joy of my heart

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♪ Around us for gladness

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♪ The bluebells were ringing

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♪ Ah, then little thought I

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No, no, Alice! What's
the matter with you!

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"How soon we should part."

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Oh, you're a terrible
fuss, Lorina.

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What difference does it make?

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That's how I sing it, so there!

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Then you don't sing it right!

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Don't say "don't," Edith.
Say "do not."

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It is vulgar to say "don't."

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But you said it.

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I did not! Yes, you did, Alice.

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Why are you such
a know-it-all, Lorina?

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Well, I like that!

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Seems to me you're the
know-it-all around here.

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Should, would. Should, would.

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Come on, then.
What's the difference?

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She don't know.

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Don't say "don't."

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Don't.

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That's how
Mr. Dodgson says it.

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Don't.

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You'll get
stuck like it, Alice.

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He says I'm a
wistful little beggar girl.

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Who says that?

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Mr. Dodgson, the
mathematics tutor, Mama.

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Mr. Dodgson said that?

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Oh, don't fuss, he was
talking about photography, Mother.

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I'm to pose for my picture.

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He has photographed
Tennyson, you know.

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"Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,."

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"All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred."

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Yes, yes, Alice, don't show off.

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We all know The Charge
of the Light Brigade.

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I don't.

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But Tennyson was quite rude
to poor Mr. Dodgson.

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You didn't know that, did you?

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What do you mean, Alice? Rude?

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Did he make fun of his stutter?

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Be quiet!

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Well, Tennyson told his guests

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that he often dreamed
long passages of poetry.

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Then he turned to
poor Mr. Dodgson

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who had scarcely said a single word.
How do you know?

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Mr. Dodgson told me, of course.

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And Tennyson turned
to Mr. Dodgson and said,

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"You, I suppose,
dream of photographs."

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Mr. Dodgson seems to confess a remarkable
number of things to you, my dear.

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Oh, yes! Mr. Dodgson
talks to me a lot.

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So it seems.

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He says that every man should have
someone he can trust his secrets with.

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Trust, Alice?

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But why on earth should
he say that to you?

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Because he loves me, of course.

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He loves us all, Mother.

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Each and every one of us.

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The Times! I thought
The Trib would be

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the only one to have
this crazy idea.

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Are you kidding? She's better than Peter Pan,
Huck Finn and Santa Claus rolled into one.

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You know why?
'Cause she's for real.

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And you're not supposed to be here.
You're not entitled.

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You don't work for the papers anymore.
No, no, no. But watch me.

253
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,981
- Hey, fellas, how are you doing?
- Hey, good morning, gentlemen.

254
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,109
Oh, look at your
little bunny, it's so cute.

255
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:10,781
Passengers
from the Berengaria

256
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,950
are disembarking at pier...

257
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:24,962
What's the
little girl's name?

258
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,474
Hey, Lucy. Lucy, come here.

259
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:38,976
Hey, Lucy!

260
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,687
Lucy, come on!

261
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,194
Hey, Lucy.

262
00:17:59,204 --> 00:18:00,581
Hey, Lucy.

263
00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:06,962
What do you want?

264
00:18:07,004 --> 00:18:08,505
You're with Alice, right?
Where's the old lady?

265
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,090
Where's Alice, miss? Yeah,
can you take us to Alice, huh?

266
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,967
I don't know what
you're talking about.

267
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:14,136
Come on, Alice. Alice in Wonderland.
You work with her, don't you?

268
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,721
What's she like, Lucy?
And where is she?

269
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,222
- Down a rabbit hole?
- That's very cute?

270
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,516
Don't be scared, honey, we only
want to set up a press conference.

271
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,393
An interview with her. Yeah.
And some pictures, you know.

272
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:23,520
Why don't you find Mrs. Hargreaves?
That's who they want.

273
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,522
They won't leave either of you
alone until they've seen her.

274
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,232
Now, where is she? In her cabin?

275
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:28,942
But she mustn't be disturbed.

276
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,319
She said...

277
00:18:30,402 --> 00:18:32,738
Would you like someone who'd
come below deck with you, miss?

278
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,990
You'll get no exclusive
here, Jackie boy.

279
00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:37,492
It's okay, you guys, he doesn't
even work for a paper anymore.

280
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,785
Then what's he doing here?

281
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,203
Thank you, Sally.
Go on, go get her.

282
00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,623
Bring her up here, honey.
We won't bite.

283
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,790
Not much, we won't.

284
00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:44,916
Listen, will you tell her...

285
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,753
Please, I beg you, all of you,

286
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:49,171
not to address her as Alice.

287
00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,298
What's that?
We mustn't call her Alice.

288
00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,425
No, her name's Mrs. Hargreaves.

289
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:56,345
And she'd be very upset if strangers
were to call her anything else.

290
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,263
Mrs. Hargreaves.
I can see it now,

291
00:18:58,347 --> 00:18:59,640
"Mrs. Hargreaves in Wonderland."

292
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:01,183
It ain't got the same
ring, sweetheart.

293
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:02,768
Where is Mr. Hargreaves, anyway?

294
00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:04,895
Who is he? Some kind
of white rabbit?

295
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:14,988
There she is!

296
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:26,917
Do you have any messages for
the children of America, ma'am?

297
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,752
Message for the children?

298
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,507
Come on,
sit down here.

299
00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,092
How long are you going
to be in America, ma'am?

300
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,885
I want to get
another picture.

301
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,685
I have been invited here

302
00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:48,355
to receive an honorary degree
from Columbia University

303
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:51,108
as part of New York City's
celebration

304
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:55,112
of the centenary of the birth
of the Reverend Charles Dodgson.

305
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:57,072
Who's he, ma'am? Who's Dodgson?
Could you spell that, ma'am?

306
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367
Quiet!

307
00:20:00,826 --> 00:20:02,369
Thank you.

308
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:06,248
I did not expect so much fuss.

309
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:11,128
I was simply the little girl
to whom he once told his tales.

310
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:14,798
- I can scarce recall him after all these
long years. - That's a good lead...

311
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,300
Oh, come on, Alice.
Alice...

312
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,595
I am asked if I have any
message for the children.

313
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:22,806
I do. Indeed, I do.

314
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:28,311
I hope they will more successfully
learn than you appear to have done,

315
00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:31,398
how to address their elders
with respect.

316
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:33,817
I hope, too,

317
00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:37,529
that they will say their
prayers before getting into bed,

318
00:20:37,821 --> 00:20:40,782
that they will sit up
straight at the dinner table,

319
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:44,786
and always keep their hands
and faces spotlessly clean.

320
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:51,460
And read sensible books in a light
good enough not to damage their eyes,

321
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,796
and yet, not so harsh

322
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:58,842
as entirely to remove the shadows
from the corners of the room.

323
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,516
And now, if you please,

324
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,977
I wish to be pestered no more

325
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,980
with your clangor
or your impertinences.

326
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,607
Come along, Lucy dear!

327
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:16,902
Ah, Alice, how about a quick
picture with the White Rabbit?

328
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:24,159
I guess she doesn't
like rabbits.

329
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,727
Are you sure this is for us?

330
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:52,687
Courtesy of
Columbia University, ma'am.

331
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,273
Yes, ma'am. It's part
of the celebrations.

332
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,680
<i>Welcome</i>
<i>to what we earnestly hope</i>

333
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,641
<i>will prove to be</i>
<i>a new wonderland</i>

334
00:22:29,808 --> 00:22:32,644
<i>for an Alice who is ever young.</i>

335
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,021
But what does it all mean?

336
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:37,107
Why so much fuss?

337
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:40,986
Oh, Lucy, Lucy.
Whatever shall we do?

338
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,488
Mrs. Hargreaves?

339
00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:48,118
I had no idea so much
would be expected of me.

340
00:22:51,705 --> 00:22:54,499
Would you like me to order
you a nice cup of tea?

341
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:57,210
Tea? Yes. Oh, no, no!

342
00:22:57,961 --> 00:23:01,965
No, I am told the Americans don't
know how to make a proper cup of tea.

343
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:05,176
And, in any case, my poor old
head is in such a whirl...

344
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:09,598
We're not going
to be left alone.

345
00:23:11,933 --> 00:23:13,852
Not for one minute.

346
00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:21,234
Oh, no! Not more, surely!

347
00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:23,320
It's like a greenhouse
in here already.

348
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,529
Who is it, dear?

349
00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,739
I...

350
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,825
What do you want?

351
00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,160
You.

352
00:23:31,328 --> 00:23:32,537
Lucy?

353
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,831
Do you mind if I come in? Wait.

354
00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:36,499
Wait.

355
00:23:37,959 --> 00:23:39,711
Mrs... Madam.

356
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:43,840
These few red roses are for the enchanting
little girl of all our childhoods

357
00:23:43,924 --> 00:23:47,052
who grew up to be
such a gracious lady!

358
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:52,432
Are you, by any chance,
one of those...

359
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,643
What are they called? Ma'am?

360
00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:56,311
Homosexuals.

361
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,813
Oh, no! No.

362
00:24:00,774 --> 00:24:02,233
No, no, I'm not.

363
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,111
Thank you just the same.

364
00:24:05,403 --> 00:24:08,406
I don't want them. The flowers.

365
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:09,866
Don't you?

366
00:24:09,991 --> 00:24:12,953
Well, in the first place I don't
know who you are, young man.

367
00:24:12,994 --> 00:24:16,790
He's... And secondly, we are
already up to our knees in blooms.

368
00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:20,752
Flowers remind me
of death, you know.

369
00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,171
In which case I'm very,
very sorry, ma'am.

370
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:24,714
I'll take them
with me when I go.

371
00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,675
When you go, yes.

372
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,134
I have no wish to be ungracious,

373
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,095
but would you mind telling
me what it is you want?

374
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:33,139
Are you employed
by this establishment?

375
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:36,434
No. He was one of the reporters
who came onto the ship, ma'am.

376
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:37,978
He's the one who
called for silence.

377
00:24:37,978 --> 00:24:40,981
John Francis Dolan.
New York Herald Tribune.

378
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:42,607
Formerly.

379
00:24:42,691 --> 00:24:44,192
I see. One of that rabble.

380
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,527
Yes, we
were, weren't we!

381
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:48,196
But that's exactly why
I'm here, Mrs. Hargreaves.

382
00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,365
Five minutes ago, I telephoned
a friend of mine on The Trib,

383
00:24:50,407 --> 00:24:52,409
and there's gonna be an
editorial in the paper tomorrow

384
00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,994
all about you. Me?

385
00:24:54,077 --> 00:24:55,662
I just had a feeling
there would be.

386
00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,998
And not only in The Herald Tribune.
You'll see.

387
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,291
I jotted down what they say,
I'd like to read it to you.

388
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,668
But I don't think
I want to hear...

389
00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:04,337
"Is it inconceivable
that her presence..."

390
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,588
That's you, Mrs. Hargreaves.

391
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:09,342
"Is it inconceivable that her presence
might remind a host of worried Americans"

392
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:12,053
"of how much more there is
in the world than economics,"

393
00:25:12,137 --> 00:25:15,932
"and how scant a relationship
wealth has to... to fun?"

394
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:18,351
What are they saying?
What does it all mean?

395
00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:20,186
If you go to any one of
these windows and look out...

396
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,688
No, no! Much too high!

397
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,940
You'd see what looks like
what is a very rich city.

398
00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:25,025
Maybe the richest city
in the world.

399
00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:27,485
But we're in the middle of the Depression.
Yes, I know that.

400
00:25:27,569 --> 00:25:29,279
Okay, so there's a lot
of worry out there.

401
00:25:29,362 --> 00:25:32,907
Fear, even crime, racketeers,
hoodlums, kidnappers, killers.

402
00:25:32,907 --> 00:25:36,411
But don't you have something that I
believe is called an electrical chair?

403
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:37,954
Electric chair, ma'am.

404
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:39,414
Yeah, precisely!

405
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:42,459
Yes, we do. But troubles
can't always be cured.

406
00:25:42,542 --> 00:25:46,379
Sometimes we have to
dream a little.

407
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,589
Oh, weak. Very weak!

408
00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:50,508
One should always address oneself
to things as they actually are.

409
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:52,469
Pull the switch! Fry them!

410
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,389
Well, that's as maybe...

411
00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:59,142
But people want to think
of nice things now and again.

412
00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:03,354
People want to make believe.
Don't they?

413
00:26:03,438 --> 00:26:04,481
Yes, they do.

414
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:05,899
You see. Lucy?

415
00:26:05,899 --> 00:26:08,318
You speak when you're
spoken to, if you please.

416
00:26:08,401 --> 00:26:10,278
I'm sorry, ma'am. Well, she's right.
They do.

417
00:26:10,361 --> 00:26:12,947
And you're gonna find that out
over here, Mrs. Hargreaves.

418
00:26:13,031 --> 00:26:15,408
We all want you to be the...

419
00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,327
The little girl you once were.

420
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,871
Oh, the little girl Mr. Dodgson
made me out to be,

421
00:26:19,871 --> 00:26:21,247
you mean, 70 years ago.

422
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,874
Yes, yes.

423
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,085
Lewis Carroll's Alice.

424
00:26:25,168 --> 00:26:28,421
That's intolerable! It's
quite, quite intolerable.

425
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:31,132
It would be difficult enough at
my age to be what I once was,

426
00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:34,135
but utterly impossible
to be what I never was.

427
00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,554
But listen,

428
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:41,267
you're throwing away
a great, great chance here.

429
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:46,022
Can't you just sometimes talk
like Alice in the book, you know?

430
00:26:46,689 --> 00:26:47,941
Play the part?

431
00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:51,861
No.

432
00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:54,489
No. That is completely
beyond me, young man.

433
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:55,865
And apart from being dishonest,

434
00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,534
it is also extremely vulgar.

435
00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:58,785
Listen to me, Alice...

436
00:26:58,827 --> 00:27:02,747
Is there no one in this land
who has any manners?

437
00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:03,832
What?

438
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:07,127
In a few days' time
I shall be 80 years old, sir.

439
00:27:07,210 --> 00:27:09,879
If, and only if you were 81,

440
00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:15,051
it might be possible for you to call me by
my given name upon so short an acquaintance.

441
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:18,138
Kindly address me
as Mrs. Hargreaves.

442
00:27:19,430 --> 00:27:20,932
Wow!

443
00:27:21,891 --> 00:27:23,101
I beg your pardon?

444
00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:25,645
Did you say you were almost 80?

445
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:27,564
Are you attempting to suggest

446
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:29,899
that in some way I look younger?

447
00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,776
Am I attempting it? No.

448
00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:33,111
No, there's no need
to attempt anything,

449
00:27:33,153 --> 00:27:35,738
because you don't
look a day over...

450
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:37,949
No.

451
00:27:38,032 --> 00:27:40,952
I won't say 'cause you
won't believe me, ma'am.

452
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:43,997
You look terrific.

453
00:27:49,836 --> 00:27:52,630
What a fraudulent
young man you are.

454
00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:01,389
Oh, lovely.

455
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:04,726
That's it.

456
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:06,978
When you clapped
your hands like that,

457
00:28:06,978 --> 00:28:09,522
I could see right back
across the years.

458
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:13,067
I could see why this Lewis Carroll fell...
Or whatever his real name was.

459
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:16,988
Fell head over heels,
and what did he call you?

460
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:18,990
Oh, I... A dreamchild.

461
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:20,783
Don't think I...
Don't think I...

462
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:23,244
Oh, dear...

463
00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:24,704
Mrs. Hargreaves?

464
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:25,955
Lucy.

465
00:28:29,209 --> 00:28:30,585
What is it?

466
00:28:31,252 --> 00:28:32,587
Mrs. Hargreaves?

467
00:28:32,670 --> 00:28:34,005
It's all right.

468
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:36,132
It's nothing.

469
00:28:36,507 --> 00:28:38,134
Shall you lie down?

470
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:43,932
Something or someone stepped on my grave.
That's all.

471
00:29:22,428 --> 00:29:23,888
Now, now, Alice,

472
00:29:25,056 --> 00:29:28,393
you must try to keep
quite, quite still.

473
00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:33,648
Oh, dear. Mama says
that's impossible.

474
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,485
Oh, she does, does she?

475
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:40,655
You know how very tiresome
mothers can be.

476
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:44,409
She says I'm a fidget.
A perpetual fidget.

477
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,662
I shouldn't worry too much
about it, Alice.

478
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:49,747
I like you exactly
the way you are.

479
00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,251
Do you, Mr. Dodgson?

480
00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:56,879
Really and truly?

481
00:29:57,255 --> 00:29:58,589
Alice.

482
00:30:00,258 --> 00:30:01,759
Mr. Dodgson?

483
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:17,859
I wouldn't change
one hair of your head.

484
00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:40,214
Yes.

485
00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,801
I think I will lie down
for a little while.

486
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,804
If you don't mind, Mr... Mmm.

487
00:30:48,806 --> 00:30:50,808
I must ask you to leave.

488
00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,560
Oh, yes, of course.

489
00:30:54,145 --> 00:30:56,439
But may I please
speak with you later?

490
00:30:56,522 --> 00:30:58,232
Come along, Lucy.

491
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:02,820
What does he want?
What is he after?

492
00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,240
Something, I'll be bound.

493
00:31:07,992 --> 00:31:11,996
Won't be long now, Lucy.
Not long to wait.

494
00:31:12,580 --> 00:31:13,790
Ma'am?

495
00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:16,000
Not long before I see

496
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,379
what I am told is the
radiant face of my Maker.

497
00:31:20,421 --> 00:31:22,757
Ma'am, I'm sure you've many a...

498
00:31:24,342 --> 00:31:25,385
Many a...

499
00:31:25,468 --> 00:31:28,096
Many a what? Many a day?

500
00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,515
I doubt it.

501
00:31:30,973 --> 00:31:32,975
Not even many an hour.

502
00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:34,852
You don't know that.

503
00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:37,730
Oh, of course I know it,
you foolish child.

504
00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:42,318
I don't mind, Lucy. It will come when
it comes, and it will come as a friend.

505
00:31:42,402 --> 00:31:43,986
When I was your age,

506
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:47,990
I used to wonder how the very old
managed to cope with the thought.

507
00:31:48,491 --> 00:31:51,661
But now that I'm
very old myself,

508
00:31:51,953 --> 00:31:55,915
I find the Grim Reaper has a
smile on his face after all.

509
00:31:56,874 --> 00:31:58,418
Mrs. Hargreaves.

510
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,963
Come on.

511
00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,048
Off with the other boot!

512
00:32:04,257 --> 00:32:05,633
Yes, ma'am.

513
00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:09,178
You're a good girl, Lucy.

514
00:32:10,138 --> 00:32:11,597
On the whole.

515
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,278
My husband is dead.

516
00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,698
My sons were killed by the Hun.

517
00:32:30,366 --> 00:32:32,702
You know the thing I shall
most strongly object to

518
00:32:32,785 --> 00:32:35,580
when the trumpets sound
on the other side?

519
00:32:35,913 --> 00:32:36,914
No.

520
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:40,918
If the Almighty, my Maker,
shall make the mistake of

521
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,838
bidding me welcome in German.

522
00:32:45,923 --> 00:32:47,925
I'm not really worried,

523
00:32:48,926 --> 00:32:51,888
I'm sure God is a gentleman.

524
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,599
Let's hope so.

525
00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:55,892
Well, if he isn't,

526
00:32:55,975 --> 00:32:58,895
there's a good number
of my family before me

527
00:32:58,895 --> 00:33:01,981
who must have had
a considerable shock.

528
00:33:14,494 --> 00:33:16,037
Dreamchild...

529
00:33:50,238 --> 00:33:53,074
I wish this could go on
for ever and ever.

530
00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,119
Perhaps it will.

531
00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:02,583
Nonsense, Mr. Dodgson.

532
00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:06,754
Nothing lasts forever,

533
00:34:08,381 --> 00:34:09,840
not on this earth, anyway.

534
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,134
Oh, but it does, Mrs. Liddell.

535
00:34:12,593 --> 00:34:14,387
It does last forever.

536
00:34:14,804 --> 00:34:17,306
At least, if you're rowing,
it does.

537
00:34:18,849 --> 00:34:20,810
Nevertheless, Mr. Duckworth,

538
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:23,354
we have to be back at the
deanery an hour before dinner.

539
00:34:23,437 --> 00:34:25,815
Oh, Mama! Don't talk
about going home yet.

540
00:34:25,815 --> 00:34:27,567
Don't say "don't."

541
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:28,818
Dear me, no.

542
00:34:29,318 --> 00:34:31,821
We haven't had our
tea and cakes yet.

543
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:33,823
Very nice cakes, too.

544
00:34:33,906 --> 00:34:37,159
Though I do think we ought
to find a nice hayrick

545
00:34:37,243 --> 00:34:38,995
with some shade soon.

546
00:34:39,787 --> 00:34:40,913
Very soon.

547
00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:01,767
Alice!
Alice, what are you doing?

548
00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,436
Alice! Apologize at once!

549
00:35:03,519 --> 00:35:05,563
How dare you! What a
terrible thing to do!

550
00:35:05,646 --> 00:35:06,772
But he was looking at me.

551
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,774
A cat can look
at a queen, you know.

552
00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:11,068
Looking at you, Alice? Really,
I don't know what you mean.

553
00:35:11,068 --> 00:35:12,778
Be quiet, Edith!

554
00:35:14,614 --> 00:35:16,532
Say you're sorry. At once.

555
00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:18,743
No, no! It d-d-doesn't matter.

556
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:24,165
Dear Mr. Dodgson, I'm sorry,
I was only playing.

557
00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:25,750
Of course.

558
00:35:25,916 --> 00:35:29,378
And to show you how really,
truly sorry I am, Mr. Dodgson,

559
00:35:29,462 --> 00:35:32,757
you shall have my prettiest
handkerchief to dry your poor face.

560
00:35:32,757 --> 00:35:35,259
Thank you.
Don't be foolish, Alice.

561
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,761
I'm quite sure Mr. Dodgson has

562
00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:39,221
a much more sensible
handkerchief of his own.

563
00:35:41,724 --> 00:35:43,726
Yes, yes, of course.

564
00:35:45,728 --> 00:35:48,731
It's got big, white...
White spots on it.

565
00:36:01,786 --> 00:36:03,079
What...

566
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:06,916
But how...

567
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:09,877
I didn't quite close
the door when I left.

568
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:12,713
But why?

569
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,716
Need you ask?

570
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:17,718
No.

571
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,262
Please don't be scared.
It's all right.

572
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,473
But it's not right.

573
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:24,684
You must go. Please, you must.

574
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:26,268
Do you want me to?

575
00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:27,687
No, but...

576
00:36:29,105 --> 00:36:30,106
Please, you must.

577
00:36:30,189 --> 00:36:32,400
I just want to talk with you for
a few minutes. That's all, honest.

578
00:36:32,441 --> 00:36:33,693
Come down with me. No.

579
00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:34,944
Come down with me.

580
00:36:35,027 --> 00:36:37,154
We can't talk here. We'll
have some tea or something.

581
00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:38,989
No. I can't do that.

582
00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,034
She's asleep. Isn't she?

583
00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:44,036
Come on.

584
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:50,876
It was time for Alice
to have some tea.

585
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:58,676
She saw a table set with
cups and saucers and plates

586
00:37:00,010 --> 00:37:01,637
under a tree.

587
00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:04,807
The Hatter,

588
00:37:05,975 --> 00:37:08,185
who was quite, quite mad,

589
00:37:08,728 --> 00:37:11,647
and the March Hare,
equally mad, of course,

590
00:37:11,689 --> 00:37:14,400
were already there,
having their tea.

591
00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:20,656
A Dormouse was sitting
between them.

592
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,492
Well, I say "sitting."

593
00:37:23,743 --> 00:37:26,454
In fact, he was fast asleep.

594
00:37:28,330 --> 00:37:31,625
The other two were
using it as a cushion.

595
00:37:32,084 --> 00:37:33,419
A what?

596
00:37:33,753 --> 00:37:35,629
A cushion.

597
00:37:36,005 --> 00:37:37,423
A cushion.

598
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:40,634
How very uncomfortable
for the Dormouse!

599
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:47,600
Lucy?

600
00:37:50,811 --> 00:37:51,937
Lucy.

601
00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:54,857
Where are you, girl?

602
00:37:58,027 --> 00:37:59,904
Lucy, come here.

603
00:38:03,574 --> 00:38:07,119
♪ The moon may be high

604
00:38:07,578 --> 00:38:11,582
♪ But I can't see
a thing in the sky

605
00:38:11,874 --> 00:38:18,589
♪ 'Cause I only
have eyes for you

606
00:38:21,383 --> 00:38:26,889
♪ I don't know if
we're in a garden

607
00:38:29,934 --> 00:38:35,064
♪ Or on a crowded avenue

608
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:41,362
♪ You are here, so am I

609
00:38:45,115 --> 00:38:46,283
Lucy.

610
00:38:46,909 --> 00:38:48,619
What on earth are...

611
00:39:12,768 --> 00:39:14,520
You said tea. What?

612
00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:18,065
Tea. You said come down for tea.

613
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:21,735
Well, that's what this is,
is tea. It's a tea dance.

614
00:39:22,528 --> 00:39:24,738
Come on, relax, Lucy, relax.

615
00:39:26,991 --> 00:39:28,826
What if she wakes up
and I'm not there?

616
00:39:28,909 --> 00:39:31,954
You can't spend every second of
every minute worrying about that.

617
00:39:32,037 --> 00:39:34,081
What sort of life is that?

618
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:37,418
Come on. Let's dance.
That's what the music's for.

619
00:39:41,130 --> 00:39:43,632
What's the matter?
I step on your toes?

620
00:39:45,509 --> 00:39:47,344
She's going to die.

621
00:39:48,637 --> 00:39:49,889
What?

622
00:39:51,265 --> 00:39:52,725
Any moment now.

623
00:39:53,475 --> 00:39:55,185
And she knows it.

624
00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,813
Mrs. Hargreaves...

625
00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:00,482
She's going to die.

626
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,736
Then what shall I do?

627
00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:10,326
She's very old, Lucy. We... We...

628
00:40:11,327 --> 00:40:13,329
We all have to, sometime.

629
00:40:14,163 --> 00:40:17,708
Besides, she doesn't treat
you very well, does she?

630
00:40:18,042 --> 00:40:19,460
I don't...

631
00:40:21,629 --> 00:40:23,797
I don't have anyone else.

632
00:40:24,715 --> 00:40:27,676
Ah, that can't be true, Lucy.

633
00:40:27,843 --> 00:40:30,220
You don't know
anything about it.

634
00:40:31,055 --> 00:40:33,641
Things are different in England.

635
00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:37,102
There aren't many jobs
for someone like me.

636
00:40:37,186 --> 00:40:42,024
Hey, it's the same the whole world over.
It's hard times, darling!

637
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,652
This... This isn't
just a job, though.

638
00:40:45,986 --> 00:40:48,197
She makes me see the world...

639
00:40:50,491 --> 00:40:52,618
Makes me see it
through her eyes.

640
00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,455
Lucy?

641
00:41:30,864 --> 00:41:34,034
Lucy? Lucy?

642
00:41:38,956 --> 00:41:40,207
Yes.

643
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:42,710
Yes. All right!

644
00:41:43,836 --> 00:41:45,129
I'm coming.

645
00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:48,716
I'm coming.

646
00:42:20,873 --> 00:42:22,666
No room.

647
00:42:22,958 --> 00:42:24,918
No room!

648
00:42:53,864 --> 00:42:55,741
There's plenty of room!

649
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:58,494
There.

650
00:42:59,495 --> 00:43:00,996
Plenty of room.

651
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,502
Have some wine.

652
00:43:07,461 --> 00:43:09,505
I don't see any wine.

653
00:43:09,546 --> 00:43:11,548
There isn't any.

654
00:43:15,094 --> 00:43:17,471
Then it wasn't very civil
of you to offer it.

655
00:43:17,471 --> 00:43:19,348
Well, it wasn't
very civil of you

656
00:43:19,431 --> 00:43:22,101
to sit down without
being invited.

657
00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:23,936
I didn't know it was your table.

658
00:43:24,019 --> 00:43:26,271
It was laid for a great
many more than three.

659
00:43:29,483 --> 00:43:33,779
Why is a raven
like a writing desk?

660
00:43:33,862 --> 00:43:35,489
Lovely. Riddles.

661
00:43:35,572 --> 00:43:37,324
I believe I can guess that.

662
00:43:37,407 --> 00:43:40,035
Do you mean you can
find out the answer to it?

663
00:43:40,119 --> 00:43:41,453
Exactly so.

664
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:45,499
Then you should say
what you mean.

665
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:48,502
I do. At least,
I mean what I say.

666
00:43:48,585 --> 00:43:51,171
That's
the same thing, you know.

667
00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:06,395
Not the same thing a bit,
you fool.

668
00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:08,188
You might just as well say,

669
00:44:08,272 --> 00:44:12,818
"I see what I eat," is the same
thing as "I eat what I see."

670
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,699
You might just as well say that

671
00:44:18,782 --> 00:44:22,327
"I like what I get," is the
same as "I get what I like."

672
00:44:22,411 --> 00:44:25,414
What day of the month is it?

673
00:44:25,539 --> 00:44:28,083
Oh...

674
00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:31,920
What day
of the month is it?

675
00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:34,965
I... I...

676
00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:37,634
What?

677
00:44:37,843 --> 00:44:42,806
You stupid, half-wit,
ugly, old hag.

678
00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:47,394
You should be dead. Dead. Dead!

679
00:44:47,394 --> 00:44:49,354
It's, uh... It's...

680
00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,401
Dear... It's...

681
00:44:56,236 --> 00:44:58,030
I think it's the fourth.

682
00:44:58,405 --> 00:45:02,993
The fourth.
The fourth? The fourth.

683
00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,746
Two days out!

684
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:10,083
Wrong, wrong, wrong!

685
00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:13,629
Wrong, wrong, wrong!

686
00:45:18,258 --> 00:45:21,345
I told you butter wouldn't
suit the works.

687
00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,349
But it was the best butter.
The best.

688
00:45:25,557 --> 00:45:29,269
<i>There must be</i>
<i>some crumbs in it!</i>

689
00:45:29,353 --> 00:45:30,437
Shouted the Mad Hatter,

690
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,898
shaking the watch
very, very angrily.

691
00:45:33,232 --> 00:45:35,234
<i>I say, old chap,</i>

692
00:45:35,317 --> 00:45:37,694
<i>I... I really think we ought</i>
<i>to eat something, you know.</i>

693
00:45:38,570 --> 00:45:40,197
Time for the buns.

694
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,283
"What a funny watch,"
said Alice.

695
00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:45,911
Why?

696
00:45:46,161 --> 00:45:49,623
It tells the day of the month
and not what o'clock it is.

697
00:45:50,874 --> 00:45:53,627
Meanwhile, to wake the Dormouse,

698
00:45:55,128 --> 00:45:58,090
the Hatter poured
a little tea upon its nose.

699
00:45:59,258 --> 00:46:00,550
Hot tea.

700
00:46:02,302 --> 00:46:03,595
God love a duck!

701
00:46:03,679 --> 00:46:05,097
Hot! Hot!

702
00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,308
Oh, that was blooming hot,
matey!

703
00:46:08,517 --> 00:46:09,518
Oh!

704
00:46:09,935 --> 00:46:13,897
There. Have you guessed the riddle yet?

705
00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:16,441
No, I give up.

706
00:46:17,150 --> 00:46:18,735
What's the answer?

707
00:46:18,986 --> 00:46:21,738
I haven't the faintest idea.

708
00:46:24,116 --> 00:46:25,784
Nor I.

709
00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:33,041
Well, I think you should do
something more with the time

710
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:38,213
than waste it in asking
riddles that have no answers.

711
00:46:39,548 --> 00:46:41,508
Huh...

712
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:43,427
Riddles...

713
00:46:44,511 --> 00:46:45,887
Riddles that...

714
00:46:47,681 --> 00:46:49,474
Wasting time.

715
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:52,936
Do you mean you've
never even spoken to Time?

716
00:46:53,312 --> 00:46:54,396
No.

717
00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:56,732
Ah, but she knows
how to beat time.

718
00:46:56,773 --> 00:46:57,983
When I play music.

719
00:46:58,066 --> 00:47:00,235
That accounts for it, Alice.

720
00:47:00,652 --> 00:47:03,071
He won't stand beating,
you know.

721
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:08,577
He's a very sensitive fellow.

722
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,998
In the story, that is.

723
00:47:13,081 --> 00:47:16,460
Yes, Mr. Dodgson.
In the story.

724
00:47:18,420 --> 00:47:20,547
A-Am I k-k-keeping you?

725
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:25,469
Well, old chap, some of us
think it's time we had some tea ourselves.

726
00:47:25,802 --> 00:47:27,179
I'm so sorry.

727
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,432
I was so enjoying the Mad
Hatter and the March Hare.

728
00:47:30,432 --> 00:47:32,059
I wish they were real.

729
00:47:42,319 --> 00:47:43,445
It's...

730
00:47:43,945 --> 00:47:46,740
It's ringing.

731
00:47:51,411 --> 00:47:53,455
Mrs. Hargreaves Who's speaking?

732
00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:59,086
Yes. This is she.
Mrs. Alice Hargreaves.

733
00:48:01,213 --> 00:48:05,801
I... I beg your pardon?
I don't understand...

734
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:10,722
Um... A broadcast?

735
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,225
Oh.

736
00:48:14,393 --> 00:48:15,852
The wireless.

737
00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:19,648
Do you mean...
No, I... I don't think...

738
00:48:23,610 --> 00:48:25,237
You see?

739
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,407
Five minutes under the hour.
Nothing to worry about.

740
00:48:30,283 --> 00:48:31,368
Hey, Jack!

741
00:48:31,368 --> 00:48:33,328
- Hey, Howie, what's up?
- What's happening?

742
00:48:33,370 --> 00:48:35,372
No,
everything is copasetic, boys.

743
00:48:36,373 --> 00:48:38,375
- Lucy.
- Hey, Lucy.

744
00:48:42,671 --> 00:48:44,005
Jack, what's going on?

745
00:48:54,141 --> 00:48:56,810
Wanna go get a drink here?

746
00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:00,355
They do look like
a pack of wolves

747
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:03,775
when they're all together,
don't they, those reporters?

748
00:49:04,067 --> 00:49:06,570
If she's woken up
and I'm not there...

749
00:49:07,237 --> 00:49:09,364
Are you frightened of her?

750
00:49:10,407 --> 00:49:14,202
I'm frightened of
everything and of everyone.

751
00:49:14,286 --> 00:49:16,413
I'm frightened of the world.

752
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,549
Mrs. Hargreaves is speaking.

753
00:49:28,592 --> 00:49:31,845
Yes, yes. This is she.
Mrs. Alice Hargreaves.

754
00:49:33,555 --> 00:49:35,599
Have I heard of your soap?

755
00:49:36,475 --> 00:49:38,393
What do you mean, soap?

756
00:49:40,353 --> 00:49:41,354
What?

757
00:49:41,354 --> 00:49:43,356
Oh, I don't think...

758
00:49:43,565 --> 00:49:44,900
Oh, Mrs. Hargreaves, I...

759
00:49:44,983 --> 00:49:47,360
Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
It's all my doing, ma'am.

760
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,612
Oh, Lucy.

761
00:49:49,362 --> 00:49:51,948
You wicked, wicked girl! Ah, excuse me, Mrs.
Hargreaves...

762
00:49:52,073 --> 00:49:54,367
How dare you leave me
alone in this strange...

763
00:49:54,367 --> 00:49:56,286
But I thought that you were
so asleep that...

764
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:58,205
Oh, Lucy, I'm so...

765
00:49:58,288 --> 00:50:00,790
- Don't. Please, don't.
- It's my fault.

766
00:50:00,874 --> 00:50:03,460
I'm sorry, I didn't think.

767
00:50:03,919 --> 00:50:05,754
It's the telephone.

768
00:50:05,837 --> 00:50:08,924
- The damnable telephone, it keeps ringing.
- I'm sorry, ma'am.

769
00:50:09,007 --> 00:50:10,759
Oh, the most impossible people,

770
00:50:10,842 --> 00:50:13,345
I don't understand
a word they say.

771
00:50:13,512 --> 00:50:15,972
I don't understand it at all.

772
00:50:17,349 --> 00:50:20,352
What do they want of me?
Who do they think I am?

773
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:22,812
But we took it off the hook.

774
00:50:22,896 --> 00:50:25,232
Oh, all these questions,

775
00:50:25,774 --> 00:50:27,108
the fuss,

776
00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:29,736
the telephone calls.

777
00:50:30,737 --> 00:50:32,781
And it's all coming back.

778
00:50:33,323 --> 00:50:35,450
I'm starting to dream about it.

779
00:50:38,161 --> 00:50:40,455
Dodgson's coming back
to haunt me.

780
00:50:41,831 --> 00:50:43,166
He's coming back.

781
00:50:43,250 --> 00:50:45,252
I don't know what to do.

782
00:50:45,794 --> 00:50:47,295
Mrs. Hargreaves...

783
00:50:47,379 --> 00:50:48,964
Mrs. Hargreaves.

784
00:50:49,589 --> 00:50:52,050
You can make a lot of
money out of all this.

785
00:50:54,761 --> 00:50:56,304
What did you say?

786
00:50:56,304 --> 00:50:58,181
Money, ma'am. A lot.

787
00:50:59,099 --> 00:51:00,308
How much?

788
00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:02,686
Thousands.

789
00:51:03,353 --> 00:51:05,188
Dollars or pounds?

790
00:51:05,647 --> 00:51:07,274
Take your pick.

791
00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:09,734
Those calls you had,
I'll lay you any odds

792
00:51:09,818 --> 00:51:13,947
they were asking to do this or that
interview or broadcast or endorsement.

793
00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,824
Someone even had
the unmitigated gall

794
00:51:15,907 --> 00:51:18,201
to ask me to open a toy store.

795
00:51:18,493 --> 00:51:21,204
Do they think I'm some
sort of a tradesperson?

796
00:51:21,288 --> 00:51:22,289
How much?

797
00:51:22,289 --> 00:51:23,331
I beg your pardon?

798
00:51:23,456 --> 00:51:24,791
How much did they offer?

799
00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:26,418
You mean, they would pay?

800
00:51:26,501 --> 00:51:28,628
Yes, ma'am. Indeed they would.

801
00:51:29,379 --> 00:51:30,880
Filthy lucre.

802
00:51:31,381 --> 00:51:33,258
I have noticed
that it's only those

803
00:51:33,300 --> 00:51:35,176
who do not have
a sufficiency of it

804
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:37,387
who call money
by unpleasant names.

805
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:40,348
People want to buy a piece of
the genuine storybook Alice,

806
00:51:40,432 --> 00:51:42,267
and I can steer you
towards the right place

807
00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:44,978
at the right time,
at the right price.

808
00:51:47,314 --> 00:51:49,566
Is there something wrong, honey?

809
00:51:51,151 --> 00:51:54,362
Is that why you asked me
to the tea dance downstairs?

810
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:56,781
So that you can...

811
00:51:56,906 --> 00:52:00,201
Well, I don't foxtrot
very well, do I?

812
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:03,246
But I thought...

813
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:05,415
I thought...

814
00:52:05,707 --> 00:52:08,376
Hey, hey. Hey, now,
wait a minute, Lucy!

815
00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:12,922
Oh, never mind that, young man.

816
00:52:13,006 --> 00:52:15,550
Sit down, if you please.
Sit down and talk to me.

817
00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:16,676
Yeah...

818
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:18,303
As for dishonest
flirtations, sir,

819
00:52:18,386 --> 00:52:20,221
it is always better to be
sparing with the butter.

820
00:52:20,221 --> 00:52:22,807
Never put it on with
a bread knife.

821
00:52:23,224 --> 00:52:24,434
Oh.

822
00:52:25,185 --> 00:52:26,353
That feeling...

823
00:52:26,436 --> 00:52:27,687
Sorry?

824
00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:31,691
That everything you are about
to say has been said before.

825
00:52:32,192 --> 00:52:34,194
Yeah, I know that well.

826
00:52:52,253 --> 00:52:55,006
So, you've wormed
your wriggly way

827
00:52:55,090 --> 00:52:58,259
into the sweet young thing's
heart, have you, Jackie boy?

828
00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:00,136
No, no. The old woman's.

829
00:53:00,136 --> 00:53:01,805
Liar. Sally...

830
00:53:01,888 --> 00:53:03,223
Liar, I said.

831
00:53:04,724 --> 00:53:06,643
You're the girl for me.

832
00:53:07,936 --> 00:53:10,021
You don't mean it, do you?

833
00:53:11,398 --> 00:53:13,274
No. You don't mean it.

834
00:53:17,153 --> 00:53:19,072
I'm gonna get drunk.

835
00:53:21,116 --> 00:53:22,158
Joe.

836
00:53:24,244 --> 00:53:26,663
Yes, Mr. Dolan.

837
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,123
Coming up.

838
00:53:30,709 --> 00:53:32,127
So what's she like?

839
00:53:32,127 --> 00:53:34,462
She's sour, sharp.

840
00:53:34,546 --> 00:53:36,506
Feeble, sometimes.
And very English.

841
00:53:36,589 --> 00:53:39,050
No. The little girl.

842
00:53:42,846 --> 00:53:45,640
She's shy, naive,

843
00:53:47,016 --> 00:53:48,059
quaint.

844
00:53:48,143 --> 00:53:49,185
And sweet.

845
00:53:51,563 --> 00:53:53,106
Sugar candy.

846
00:54:22,761 --> 00:54:25,805
Alone now for two scorching days

847
00:54:25,889 --> 00:54:28,516
without water on
the endless prairie,

848
00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:31,853
watched only by
a lonesome vulture,

849
00:54:32,854 --> 00:54:37,525
Angelina Collier could find
no hope on any horizon.

850
00:54:37,776 --> 00:54:39,152
Water...

851
00:54:39,903 --> 00:54:41,488
Her horse exhausted.

852
00:54:42,489 --> 00:54:46,075
Her lips cracked.
Her heart heavy.

853
00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:50,497
Water. Water...

854
00:54:50,538 --> 00:54:53,458
But Angelina was not alone.

855
00:54:54,793 --> 00:54:58,505
The renegade, Big Chief Coiling
Snake, and his vicious tribe

856
00:54:58,588 --> 00:55:01,925
had already seen their
next innocent victim.

857
00:55:08,515 --> 00:55:10,892
mispronounces name The complications
with this, Mrs. Hargraves...

858
00:55:10,934 --> 00:55:12,519
Mrs. Hargreaves.

859
00:55:13,144 --> 00:55:14,979
Um, Hargreaves. Mrs. Hargreaves.

860
00:55:15,063 --> 00:55:17,899
You just take it straight
through, you know, from the top.

861
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,067
Yes.

862
00:55:19,150 --> 00:55:20,443
Until you reach the bottom.

863
00:55:20,443 --> 00:55:21,444
Yes.

864
00:55:21,486 --> 00:55:25,448
Only, please, sound as though
you... you really mean it.

865
00:55:26,449 --> 00:55:28,284
I always mean what I say.

866
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,453
She knows what to do, Mr. Marl.

867
00:55:30,453 --> 00:55:32,455
Please! I'm doing a show here.

868
00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:41,005
No! Oh, no!

869
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:46,427
Help me! Someone, please!

870
00:55:48,847 --> 00:55:51,599
Meanwhile, on another
part of the prairie,

871
00:55:51,975 --> 00:55:53,810
Tumbleweed Luke,

872
00:55:53,893 --> 00:55:56,604
at peace with himself
and the world,

873
00:55:56,688 --> 00:56:00,108
sings a song as he moseys along

874
00:56:00,191 --> 00:56:02,443
with his faithful horse, Bullet.

875
00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:12,412
♪ I'm confessin' that I love you

876
00:56:12,662 --> 00:56:15,999
♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

877
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:20,169
♪ I'm confessin' that I need you

878
00:56:20,253 --> 00:56:22,380
♪ Honest, I do

879
00:56:23,089 --> 00:56:25,383
♪ I need you every moment

880
00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:29,345
♪ In your eyes I read
such strange things

881
00:56:29,345 --> 00:56:32,932
♪ But your lips
deny they're true

882
00:56:33,516 --> 00:56:36,936
♪ Will your answer
really change things

883
00:56:37,020 --> 00:56:39,314
♪ Making me blue

884
00:56:42,275 --> 00:56:45,945
♪ I'm afraid some day
you'll leave me

885
00:56:46,362 --> 00:56:50,366
♪ Saying, "Can't we
still be friends?"

886
00:56:50,366 --> 00:56:54,662
♪ If you go, you know
you'll grieve me

887
00:56:54,746 --> 00:56:58,458
♪ All in life on you depends

888
00:56:59,125 --> 00:57:02,712
♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?

889
00:57:03,254 --> 00:57:06,549
♪ Dreaming dreams
of you in vain?

890
00:57:16,351 --> 00:57:19,228
Well, guys, Mrs. Hargreaves
was really taken by you all.

891
00:57:19,312 --> 00:57:21,481
Very nice. A most exciting tale.

892
00:57:21,564 --> 00:57:23,650
We were thrilled, weren't we, Lucy?
Yes, ma'am.

893
00:57:23,733 --> 00:57:25,401
Oh, thank you. Oh, that's nice.

894
00:57:25,485 --> 00:57:29,322
It's an honor for us to have the
real Alice in Wonderland here.

895
00:57:29,322 --> 00:57:31,366
It certainly is.
Isn't she a darling?

896
00:57:31,407 --> 00:57:35,328
None of us had any idea that Alice
was a real person, a real little girl.

897
00:57:35,328 --> 00:57:37,330
It's like having
a history book come alive.

898
00:57:37,330 --> 00:57:39,874
Oh, gracious I'm not
as ancient as that.

899
00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:43,002
What was he like, ma'am?
Lewis Carroll.

900
00:57:43,086 --> 00:57:45,338
It's always been one
of my favorite stories.

901
00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:47,548
I was the Caterpillar once,
you know, on the wireless.

902
00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:50,218
Good gracious, you're
English, aren't you?

903
00:57:50,301 --> 00:57:51,928
Barnet. Born and bred.

904
00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:54,639
We couldn't really have an American
Alice in Wonderland, could you?

905
00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:57,308
Ah, come on. They're making
a movie about it now.

906
00:57:57,350 --> 00:57:59,227
They are? Who is? When?

907
00:57:59,310 --> 00:58:02,355
Oh, it was in last week's Variety.
It's Paramount, I think.

908
00:58:02,438 --> 00:58:04,857
Bing Crosby is playing
the Mock Turtle.

909
00:58:04,941 --> 00:58:06,442
And Gary Cooper's in it, too.

910
00:58:06,526 --> 00:58:08,277
But who's to be me?

911
00:58:09,862 --> 00:58:11,406
Can they do that?

912
00:58:12,281 --> 00:58:14,075
It doesn't seem right.

913
00:58:14,158 --> 00:58:16,285
Don't worry about it. We'll
take them to the cleaners.

914
00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:21,249
He's talking American, ma'am.

915
00:58:21,249 --> 00:58:23,251
Mr. Dolan's using slang, ma'am.

916
00:58:23,251 --> 00:58:24,919
He's talking about money.

917
00:58:25,003 --> 00:58:26,254
Money?

918
00:58:26,254 --> 00:58:28,423
You can always tell
when he's doing that.

919
00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:29,966
His lips go all wet.

920
00:58:32,260 --> 00:58:34,262
Boy, she's got your number,
Jack.

921
00:58:36,264 --> 00:58:37,306
Little Lucy?

922
00:58:37,557 --> 00:58:41,102
Well, folks, uh, you've only
got this space for 15 minutes.

923
00:58:41,185 --> 00:58:42,228
Maybe we'd better, um...

924
00:58:42,228 --> 00:58:43,312
That's right.

925
00:58:43,396 --> 00:58:45,940
Thank you. I'm sure
Mrs. Hargreaves

926
00:58:46,024 --> 00:58:48,192
would appreciate
some peace and quiet.

927
00:58:53,239 --> 00:58:56,242
Think of the microphone
as a sort of face.

928
00:58:56,242 --> 00:58:57,618
A friendly face.

929
00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:59,078
A face?

930
00:58:59,746 --> 00:59:01,497
Oh. Whose face?

931
00:59:02,874 --> 00:59:04,876
Goodbye. Good luck.

932
00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:12,842
"When I was a little girl
who followed a white rabbit"

933
00:59:12,925 --> 00:59:15,428
"and fell down a hole
in the ground,."

934
00:59:17,638 --> 00:59:20,600
"I found a bottle
which said 'drink me."'

935
00:59:20,683 --> 00:59:23,102
"It made me very, very small."

936
00:59:23,186 --> 00:59:25,104
"But now that I am
so much older,"

937
00:59:25,188 --> 00:59:27,190
"visiting quite a different
wonderland,"

938
00:59:27,190 --> 00:59:29,692
"I found on the shelf
quite another bottle"

939
00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:32,904
"which looked so good
it didn't need to say..."

940
00:59:32,987 --> 00:59:36,866
I can't say this. I can't possibly.
It's utterly absurd!

941
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,202
Oh, for crying out...
That's the third time!

942
00:59:39,202 --> 00:59:41,829
She keeps rattling the paper.
Sounds like a bush fire.

943
00:59:41,913 --> 00:59:43,498
Okay, once more. Cue the music.

944
00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:46,000
Mrs. Hargreaves. Please.
It would be much better

945
00:59:46,084 --> 00:59:48,294
if you didn't analyze what you are reading.
Don't even think about it.

946
00:59:48,294 --> 00:59:51,255
It's only a stupid commercial.
Oh, thanks very much!

947
00:59:51,339 --> 00:59:53,549
I'm sorry, I didn't mean...
And the green, now!

948
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,384
Not think about what I'm saying?

949
00:59:55,468 --> 00:59:59,180
I've never heard of anything
so reprehensible in my life.

950
00:59:59,180 --> 01:00:00,264
Oh, she missed the green.

951
01:00:00,348 --> 01:00:02,558
Look, did she take the money
or didn't she take the money?

952
01:00:02,558 --> 01:00:05,269
Lucy, this is serious. Do
you think that...

953
01:00:05,353 --> 01:00:06,562
What's so funny, miss?

954
01:00:06,646 --> 01:00:08,064
Nothing's funny, I mean...

955
01:00:08,147 --> 01:00:12,360
Mrs. Hargreaves, please
wait for the music.

956
01:00:12,443 --> 01:00:14,779
But there was a green light.

957
01:00:14,862 --> 01:00:16,447
Cue the music.

958
01:00:22,161 --> 01:00:25,331
"When I was a little girl
who followed a white rabbit"

959
01:00:25,414 --> 01:00:28,126
"and fell down a hole
in the ground"

960
01:00:28,376 --> 01:00:30,670
"I found a bottle
which said 'drink me."'

961
01:00:30,753 --> 01:00:33,005
"It made me very, very small."

962
01:00:33,089 --> 01:00:34,632
"But now that I am
so much older,"

963
01:00:34,715 --> 01:00:37,135
"visiting quite a different
wonderland..."

964
01:00:53,067 --> 01:00:54,569
Who are you?

965
01:00:55,611 --> 01:00:58,114
I hardly know, sir,
just at present.

966
01:00:58,114 --> 01:01:01,117
At least, I knew who I was
when I got up this morning.

967
01:01:01,117 --> 01:01:04,120
But I think I must have changed
several times since then.

968
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:08,082
What do you mean by that?
Explain yourself.

969
01:01:08,374 --> 01:01:10,334
I'm afraid I can't
put it more clearly.

970
01:01:10,626 --> 01:01:13,754
Being so many different sizes
in a day is very confusing.

971
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,298
It isn't.

972
01:01:15,590 --> 01:01:18,009
Well, perhaps you haven't
found it so, yet.

973
01:01:18,092 --> 01:01:19,552
If, when you turn
into a chrysalis...

974
01:01:19,635 --> 01:01:21,179
Pooh to that.

975
01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:23,097
Oh, you will one day.

976
01:01:23,139 --> 01:01:25,349
And after that,
into a butterfly.

977
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,768
I should think you'll find it
a little queer, won't you?

978
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,520
Not a bit.

979
01:01:30,104 --> 01:01:32,315
Well, perhaps your feelings
may be different.

980
01:01:32,398 --> 01:01:34,817
All I know is it would feel
very queer to me.

981
01:01:36,277 --> 01:01:39,280
So you think you've
changed, do you?

982
01:01:40,281 --> 01:01:43,201
I'm afraid I am changed, sir.

983
01:01:43,284 --> 01:01:45,286
I can't remember things.

984
01:01:45,536 --> 01:01:48,289
Can't remember what things?

985
01:01:48,956 --> 01:01:50,291
I don't know.

986
01:01:51,334 --> 01:01:54,253
Perhaps they are things
best not gone into.

987
01:01:54,795 --> 01:01:56,255
Best forgotten.

988
01:01:59,050 --> 01:02:01,302
My... My mother...

989
01:02:02,803 --> 01:02:05,932
My mother tore up
all his letters to me.

990
01:02:06,015 --> 01:02:08,100
What letters?

991
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:11,354
Mr. Dodgson's letters.

992
01:02:13,231 --> 01:02:15,274
Why should she want to do that?

993
01:02:16,442 --> 01:02:19,237
Unless there was
something wrong.

994
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:27,078
Something I can't
bear to think about.

995
01:02:27,954 --> 01:02:32,208
Then don't think about it,
you silly old baggage.

996
01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:33,459
I don't.

997
01:02:34,877 --> 01:02:37,588
I mean, I didn't.

998
01:02:38,381 --> 01:02:42,218
But this journey out here,
everyone asking things of me.

999
01:02:42,218 --> 01:02:43,386
Mmm.

1000
01:02:43,469 --> 01:02:45,513
The way I've used him.

1001
01:02:49,100 --> 01:02:50,476
It's too bad.

1002
01:02:53,646 --> 01:02:54,939
Repeat.

1003
01:02:55,773 --> 01:03:00,945
"You are old, Mrs. Hargreaves."

1004
01:03:02,071 --> 01:03:03,322
"You are..."

1005
01:03:05,199 --> 01:03:06,575
"You are..."

1006
01:03:09,036 --> 01:03:10,204
"Old."

1007
01:03:13,749 --> 01:03:15,167
Old.

1008
01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:21,090
"'You are old, Father
William, ' the young man said,"

1009
01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:23,217
"'And your hair has
become very white,"

1010
01:03:23,301 --> 01:03:26,178
"'And yet you incessantly
stand on your head."

1011
01:03:26,178 --> 01:03:28,472
"'Do you think, at your age,
it is right?"'

1012
01:03:28,556 --> 01:03:31,434
"'In my youth, ' Father William
replied to his son,"

1013
01:03:31,517 --> 01:03:33,853
"'I feared it might
injure the brain,"

1014
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:36,147
"'But now that I'm
perfectly sure I have none,"

1015
01:03:36,188 --> 01:03:38,649
"'Why, I do it
again and again."'

1016
01:03:39,442 --> 01:03:41,610
Oh, it's lovely, Mr. Dodgson.

1017
01:03:42,153 --> 01:03:43,321
Lovely.

1018
01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:47,783
The most exciting, the most wonderful
thing that has ever happened.

1019
01:03:47,908 --> 01:03:50,161
I shall read it again
and again and again.

1020
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:54,165
And then I shall start at the
last page and finish at the first.

1021
01:03:55,249 --> 01:03:56,459
I hope

1022
01:03:57,376 --> 01:03:59,879
you will always
cherish it, Alice.

1023
01:04:00,421 --> 01:04:02,131
Dear, dear Alice.

1024
01:04:02,131 --> 01:04:04,050
I will, Mr. Dodgson.

1025
01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:06,802
Even... Even when you are
quite grown up, little Alice?

1026
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:08,804
I said so, Mr. Dodgson.

1027
01:04:09,096 --> 01:04:10,139
Yes.

1028
01:04:10,973 --> 01:04:13,976
Of course, I... I... I
don't mean to doubt you.

1029
01:04:14,393 --> 01:04:16,479
It's only a book,
isn't it, Mr. Dodgson?

1030
01:04:19,607 --> 01:04:21,108
Alice!

1031
01:04:31,118 --> 01:04:34,705
Aren't you coming boating?
We are ready, you know.

1032
01:04:34,789 --> 01:04:36,999
Hurry up, Alice, or
we'll go without you.

1033
01:04:37,833 --> 01:04:39,877
We'll meet you in the quad.

1034
01:04:40,086 --> 01:04:43,047
I shan't be long.
It's only Mr. Dodgson here.

1035
01:04:43,089 --> 01:04:44,840
Righto!

1036
01:04:47,009 --> 01:04:49,345
I'm sorry, Mr. Dodgson,
but I have to go now.

1037
01:04:49,428 --> 01:04:51,097
Lorina is going on the river.

1038
01:04:51,097 --> 01:04:53,849
And there's a nice young man called
Reggie Hargreaves coming, too.

1039
01:04:53,974 --> 01:04:55,059
Oh, well...

1040
01:04:55,101 --> 01:04:57,353
Hmm, and he is
a very good oarsman.

1041
01:04:57,895 --> 01:05:00,064
He seems very fond of Lorina.

1042
01:05:00,106 --> 01:05:02,066
I bought you this
book today because...

1043
01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:06,070
Do you know why I... I chose today

1044
01:05:06,112 --> 01:05:10,783
to give you the very first
presentation copy of this book, Alice?

1045
01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,118
I have to rush, Mr. Dodgson.

1046
01:05:12,159 --> 01:05:15,871
It's exactly one year today
since our trip up the river. Oh.

1047
01:05:17,081 --> 01:05:19,542
Lorina will be very
impatient with me.

1048
01:05:20,042 --> 01:05:22,837
Well, then, you... you must hurry, my dear.
You must hurry.

1049
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,338
Alice.

1050
01:05:56,537 --> 01:05:58,998
Three commercials in one afternoon.

1051
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:01,000
Soup, soap and soda water.

1052
01:06:02,001 --> 01:06:04,545
I expect they all
taste the same, too.

1053
01:06:06,964 --> 01:06:09,592
I thought Jack was
supposed to be joining us.

1054
01:06:09,675 --> 01:06:11,844
Lucy, is there something
the matter with your food?

1055
01:06:11,927 --> 01:06:13,679
No, ma'am. Thank you.

1056
01:06:13,929 --> 01:06:16,015
You're not eating it. I know.

1057
01:06:16,015 --> 01:06:17,850
You know, Mrs. Marl
used to cook, uh...

1058
01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:19,310
Cook some meals
for me sometimes.

1059
01:06:19,393 --> 01:06:21,270
I just couldn't... Not
exactly cheap, you know.

1060
01:06:21,353 --> 01:06:22,980
All came out of my pocket.

1061
01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:24,064
Yes, ma'am.

1062
01:06:24,148 --> 01:06:26,984
Lucy, there are many millions
in this tormented world of ours

1063
01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:30,696
who would fall upon your
dinner like ravening wolves.

1064
01:06:30,779 --> 01:06:31,864
I'm sorry.

1065
01:06:31,947 --> 01:06:32,948
Waste not, want not.

1066
01:06:32,948 --> 01:06:37,286
I should've thought they'd have
drummed that into you in the orphanage.

1067
01:06:37,453 --> 01:06:40,915
That young man, Jack, you
know, he's been a godsend.

1068
01:06:41,373 --> 01:06:43,667
Of course, he may
well be greedy,

1069
01:06:43,751 --> 01:06:46,629
taking 20% of the fees
that are due to me.

1070
01:06:46,754 --> 01:06:47,963
20%?

1071
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:51,967
But on the other hand, what
would I have done without him?

1072
01:06:51,967 --> 01:06:53,302
Did you say 20%?

1073
01:06:53,385 --> 01:06:55,387
Are you not well, child?

1074
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:58,849
I'm sorry. Yes, ma'am.
I mean, no, I...

1075
01:06:59,099 --> 01:07:00,184
Then eat!

1076
01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:02,228
Listen, if he's taking 20%...

1077
01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:03,562
I don't feel like it.

1078
01:07:03,646 --> 01:07:05,940
Lucy, what is a companion
supposed to do?

1079
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,734
Be morose? Be silent?
Be unattentive?

1080
01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:11,612
Oh. At long last.

1081
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:12,947
Hey, Jack!

1082
01:07:13,614 --> 01:07:14,865
Glad you could make it.

1083
01:07:14,949 --> 01:07:17,785
Good news. I've just been on the phone...
You are late, Mr. Dolan.

1084
01:07:17,868 --> 01:07:19,537
I've just been on the
phone to Los Angeles.

1085
01:07:19,620 --> 01:07:20,955
They're three hours
behind us here, you know,

1086
01:07:20,955 --> 01:07:24,333
and the guy I had to get to, well,
wasn't available until 5:00 his time.

1087
01:07:24,416 --> 01:07:25,459
Nevertheless.

1088
01:07:25,543 --> 01:07:26,794
Paramount Studios.

1089
01:07:26,877 --> 01:07:29,547
We were not prepared
to wait, so we began.

1090
01:07:30,839 --> 01:07:32,258
Who, did you say?

1091
01:07:32,341 --> 01:07:34,635
I got you another $1,000.

1092
01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:37,221
That makes another 200
for you, right?

1093
01:07:37,471 --> 01:07:41,183
But that's nearly...
No, it's over £200.

1094
01:07:41,934 --> 01:07:43,936
Good heavens above.
How did you do it?

1095
01:07:44,019 --> 01:07:46,647
All you have to do is
endorse the Alice movie.

1096
01:07:46,730 --> 01:07:48,023
Now why didn't I think of that?

1097
01:07:48,107 --> 01:07:51,569
Can I get a cup of coffee
and hot pastrami on rye?

1098
01:07:51,902 --> 01:07:53,904
The Alice in Wonderland film.

1099
01:07:53,904 --> 01:07:55,698
You get yourself
photographed with the stars

1100
01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:58,784
and you tell the world
that you've seen it all.

1101
01:07:59,034 --> 01:08:02,246
The adventures of Alice, exactly as you
pictured them when you were a little girl,

1102
01:08:02,288 --> 01:08:03,956
when Lewis Carroll
told you the story.

1103
01:08:04,039 --> 01:08:06,667
But what if it isn't like
that, this talking picture?

1104
01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,210
What do you care?

1105
01:08:08,669 --> 01:08:11,005
The love of money is
the root of all evil.

1106
01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:13,966
Well, maybe, but the lack of
it's worse than the love of it.

1107
01:08:14,049 --> 01:08:15,509
Amen to that.

1108
01:08:16,051 --> 01:08:18,053
Hey, say something, Lucy.

1109
01:08:18,345 --> 01:08:19,388
Say what?

1110
01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:20,764
Oh, don't expect her to speak.

1111
01:08:20,848 --> 01:08:22,057
She will not condescend to that.

1112
01:08:22,057 --> 01:08:25,394
Lucy has suddenly decided to be a
petulant and ungrateful young woman.

1113
01:08:25,477 --> 01:08:27,062
Shut up!

1114
01:08:28,063 --> 01:08:29,815
What did you say?

1115
01:08:30,107 --> 01:08:32,067
I said, "Shut up."

1116
01:08:32,568 --> 01:08:36,071
Shut up, shut up, shut up,
you nasty old cow.

1117
01:08:50,878 --> 01:08:52,463
Let's take no notice.

1118
01:08:52,546 --> 01:08:54,757
I... I shall ignore
it, the poor girl must have

1119
01:08:54,757 --> 01:08:57,051
eaten something disagreeable.

1120
01:08:57,051 --> 01:08:58,177
Sorry.

1121
01:08:58,260 --> 01:09:00,054
We shall ignore it.

1122
01:09:00,512 --> 01:09:02,348
Endeavor to ignore it.

1123
01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:04,850
I think I ought to see
if she's all right.

1124
01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:06,310
Certainly not.

1125
01:09:07,811 --> 01:09:09,730
I'm going to find Lucy.

1126
01:09:18,030 --> 01:09:20,032
If I'd behaved like that,

1127
01:09:21,033 --> 01:09:23,035
my mother would have...

1128
01:09:24,036 --> 01:09:26,330
Your mother
would have what?

1129
01:09:27,247 --> 01:09:28,582
I'm sorry.

1130
01:09:28,666 --> 01:09:30,209
Your mother...

1131
01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:33,003
Oh, what... what about her?

1132
01:09:34,588 --> 01:09:35,964
Nothing.

1133
01:09:37,424 --> 01:09:38,717
Nothing.

1134
01:09:39,218 --> 01:09:43,847
Look, I have got a very important,
uh, phone call that I've got to make.

1135
01:09:43,931 --> 01:09:46,558
It's, uh, just across...
Just across the road.

1136
01:09:46,642 --> 01:09:48,477
I won't be long, okay?

1137
01:09:49,228 --> 01:09:50,646
All right?

1138
01:09:51,188 --> 01:09:52,314
My...

1139
01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:54,650
Mother...

1140
01:09:55,651 --> 01:09:58,696
Oh, come on in.
You're getting soaked.

1141
01:09:58,779 --> 01:10:01,907
No, there's no point.

1142
01:10:02,783 --> 01:10:05,160
I've lost my job,
that's certain.

1143
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:09,498
What's the matter with me?

1144
01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,502
Well, there's nothing
the matter with you.

1145
01:10:13,836 --> 01:10:16,338
You're just not a doormat,
that's all.

1146
01:10:17,172 --> 01:10:20,134
It's about time you
stood up for yourself.

1147
01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:26,181
Why did you come out?
Did she send you?

1148
01:10:30,769 --> 01:10:33,188
No, she didn't.

1149
01:10:33,272 --> 01:10:35,399
There's no money in it,
is there?

1150
01:10:35,482 --> 01:10:36,734
What?

1151
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:39,027
If you offend her,

1152
01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:42,156
all your hard work will
have been wasted, won't it?

1153
01:10:42,865 --> 01:10:46,160
And isn't that the most
important thing in your life?

1154
01:10:46,493 --> 01:10:49,163
Don't you put that
before everything?

1155
01:10:50,831 --> 01:10:53,125
Lucy, listen to me.
Leave me alone.

1156
01:10:58,130 --> 01:10:59,339
Sure.

1157
01:11:01,091 --> 01:11:02,217
You bet you.

1158
01:12:10,786 --> 01:12:14,206
Look at her.
The perfect Victorian.

1159
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:17,793
I don't want to hurt her.

1160
01:12:19,586 --> 01:12:21,046
I couldn't.

1161
01:12:22,589 --> 01:12:25,175
We don't have to
tell her anything yet.

1162
01:12:28,303 --> 01:12:29,847
It'll keep.

1163
01:12:38,397 --> 01:12:40,023
Ah, there you are.

1164
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,484
Mrs. Hargreaves, I'm sorry...
Lucy, dear,

1165
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:44,903
I've been sitting here
examining my life.

1166
01:12:44,987 --> 01:12:46,029
Oh, dear.

1167
01:12:46,613 --> 01:12:48,031
I've come to the conclusion

1168
01:12:48,115 --> 01:12:51,994
I have not behaved properly
to you this evening.

1169
01:12:52,035 --> 01:12:53,036
Ma'am, it doesn't...

1170
01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:55,956
But that's when someone
apologizes to you, my dear.

1171
01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:59,293
It is usually considered
politic not to interrupt.

1172
01:13:00,377 --> 01:13:05,424
Uh, three of those, um,
Knickerbocker Glories, if you please.

1173
01:13:05,507 --> 01:13:07,009
Right away, madam.

1174
01:13:40,542 --> 01:13:44,963
I've been turning those days over and
over in my mind since I've been here.

1175
01:13:44,963 --> 01:13:46,882
Mrs. Hargreaves.

1176
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:50,636
Did we wake you up?

1177
01:13:51,136 --> 01:13:53,096
But what are you doing here?

1178
01:13:53,180 --> 01:13:54,640
It's after 2:00 in the morning.

1179
01:13:54,723 --> 01:13:56,642
I telephoned Mr. Dolan.

1180
01:13:57,059 --> 01:13:59,519
Why? What's the matter?

1181
01:14:00,646 --> 01:14:01,939
Has something happened?

1182
01:14:01,939 --> 01:14:05,067
Mr. Dolan is being very kind.
He is helping me.

1183
01:14:05,150 --> 01:14:09,279
Mrs. Hargreaves is worried about her
speech at the degree ceremony tomorrow.

1184
01:14:09,363 --> 01:14:12,699
She didn't really want to
talk about Lewis Carroll,

1185
01:14:13,158 --> 01:14:15,118
or Dodgson, I should say.

1186
01:14:16,161 --> 01:14:18,622
May I be part of
this conversation?

1187
01:14:18,705 --> 01:14:20,916
I can't seem to sleep
for some reason.

1188
01:14:20,916 --> 01:14:23,085
Well, that's because
you're in love.

1189
01:14:26,922 --> 01:14:28,590
How did you know?

1190
01:14:29,508 --> 01:14:33,220
Because it's an emotion which
has always frightened me.

1191
01:14:35,138 --> 01:14:38,016
Yet, I can always recognize it
when I see it.

1192
01:14:51,071 --> 01:14:53,991
I do so love to hear
you laugh, little Alice.

1193
01:14:54,074 --> 01:14:55,826
Do you, Mr. Dodgson?

1194
01:14:58,245 --> 01:15:00,455
It's the nicest sound I know of.

1195
01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:06,962
Nitrate.

1196
01:15:10,590 --> 01:15:14,636
Hope you'll always remember our
little moments together, my dear.

1197
01:15:18,098 --> 01:15:22,185
Time can blot out
so many, many things.

1198
01:15:23,020 --> 01:15:26,064
I couldn't forget.
Not even if I tried.

1199
01:15:27,065 --> 01:15:29,985
Oh, but you will.
When you grow up and...

1200
01:15:30,902 --> 01:15:32,237
And perhaps,

1201
01:15:33,238 --> 01:15:35,490
one fine day, come to m-marry.

1202
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,075
Oh, no.

1203
01:15:37,617 --> 01:15:42,289
You can come to afternoon tea with my
dear husband and me on Sunday afternoons.

1204
01:15:43,290 --> 01:15:46,043
Do you like cucumber
sandwiches, Mr. Dodgson?

1205
01:15:50,047 --> 01:15:51,381
Very much.

1206
01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:04,352
Well, blind.

1207
01:16:11,193 --> 01:16:12,360
Door.

1208
01:16:40,138 --> 01:16:41,556
Mr. Dodgson?

1209
01:16:44,643 --> 01:16:48,146
Have you thought about
whom you might like to...

1210
01:16:50,982 --> 01:16:52,400
Mr. Dodgson?

1211
01:16:54,653 --> 01:16:55,987
Marry?

1212
01:16:56,655 --> 01:16:58,365
Is this another game?

1213
01:16:59,991 --> 01:17:02,953
Oh, yes. I obviously
am talking in riddles.

1214
01:17:02,994 --> 01:17:05,122
Lovely! I do so like riddles!

1215
01:17:05,789 --> 01:17:07,666
That's what I said
to the Mad Hatter.

1216
01:17:07,749 --> 01:17:09,417
Or was it the March Hare?

1217
01:17:09,835 --> 01:17:12,587
You must take care never
to lose your head, my dear.

1218
01:17:12,671 --> 01:17:13,964
And that's the Queen.
The Queen of Hearts.

1219
01:17:13,964 --> 01:17:16,675
No. No, I... I... I meant...

1220
01:17:17,175 --> 01:17:19,136
"Off with his head!"

1221
01:17:19,469 --> 01:17:21,596
Don't lose your head

1222
01:17:22,514 --> 01:17:25,183
to the first spotted youth

1223
01:17:25,976 --> 01:17:28,103
with curl and pretty smile,

1224
01:17:28,645 --> 01:17:30,147
because I...

1225
01:17:31,231 --> 01:17:33,942
I thought we were
going to play a game.

1226
01:17:35,902 --> 01:17:37,154
Yes, dear.

1227
01:17:40,031 --> 01:17:42,159
Come on, then, Mr. Dodgson.

1228
01:17:49,749 --> 01:17:51,334
Come on, then, Mr. Dodgson.

1229
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:53,503
I'm waiting. Alice is waiting.

1230
01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:58,341
Sing me a funny song.

1231
01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:07,559
♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little bat

1232
01:18:09,352 --> 01:18:12,063
♪ How I wonder what you're at

1233
01:18:15,567 --> 01:18:18,236
♪ Up above the world you fly

1234
01:19:15,126 --> 01:19:17,254
She looks as though
she can't believe it.

1235
01:19:17,254 --> 01:19:18,797
She can't believe it.

1236
01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:21,925
Just as long as she sticks to
her speech, she'll be all right.

1237
01:19:22,008 --> 01:19:24,261
Ladies and gentlemen.

1238
01:19:25,553 --> 01:19:27,722
This afternoon we
are gathered here

1239
01:19:27,847 --> 01:19:31,434
to celebrate the genius
of Lewis Carroll,

1240
01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,437
on this, the centenary
of his birth.

1241
01:19:35,605 --> 01:19:40,068
A celebration which
Columbia University shares

1242
01:19:40,277 --> 01:19:42,237
through this broadcast

1243
01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,740
with listeners throughout
the United States,

1244
01:19:45,865 --> 01:19:48,451
Canada, England and Europe.

1245
01:19:49,577 --> 01:19:53,248
A celebration most especially
and fittingly honored

1246
01:19:53,248 --> 01:19:55,917
by the presence, the grace

1247
01:19:56,209 --> 01:20:01,381
of the little girl to whom Carroll
told and dedicated his story.

1248
01:20:02,549 --> 01:20:04,259
Alice herself.

1249
01:20:31,202 --> 01:20:33,330
Would you care
for another scone, Hargreaves?

1250
01:20:33,371 --> 01:20:36,041
I know how gigantic you
sportsman's appetites can be.

1251
01:20:36,124 --> 01:20:37,208
No, thank you, Mrs. Liddell.

1252
01:20:37,208 --> 01:20:40,170
I've had more than
plenty already. Whoops!

1253
01:20:41,671 --> 01:20:43,173
And what about you, Baker?

1254
01:20:43,173 --> 01:20:46,051
No, thank you, ma'am,
I'm satisfied, too.

1255
01:20:48,178 --> 01:20:49,679
Mr. Dodgson?

1256
01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:53,641
Yes, I think I could manage
another scone. Thank you.

1257
01:20:54,225 --> 01:20:56,603
Of course.
Please, help yourself.

1258
01:20:57,729 --> 01:21:00,148
Edith, come away
from the water at once.

1259
01:21:00,148 --> 01:21:02,942
Mama,
I'm tired of sitting still.

1260
01:21:03,026 --> 01:21:05,070
Sitting still is good
for little girls.

1261
01:21:05,153 --> 01:21:08,031
You want to grow up as
pretty as your sisters, don't you, Edith?

1262
01:21:08,073 --> 01:21:09,157
No, I don't.

1263
01:21:12,243 --> 01:21:15,663
It is rather hot to sit
still and do nothing but eat.

1264
01:21:15,830 --> 01:21:17,123
Right.

1265
01:21:17,290 --> 01:21:20,377
It's vulgar to let the sun
burn one's skin brown.

1266
01:21:20,460 --> 01:21:22,128
We shall all look
like Irish laborers.

1267
01:21:22,128 --> 01:21:24,005
God forbid, your honor.

1268
01:21:26,091 --> 01:21:30,595
D-Do you Th-think there's need
to bring the deity into it, Hargreaves?

1269
01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,680
A mere joke, Mr. Dodgson.

1270
01:21:32,764 --> 01:21:34,349
I'm sorry, sir.

1271
01:21:34,432 --> 01:21:36,726
Sure you are,
and all, and all.

1272
01:21:36,810 --> 01:21:38,228
Has everyone finished eating?

1273
01:21:38,311 --> 01:21:40,105
Yes, thank you. Good.

1274
01:21:41,022 --> 01:21:43,191
Then we can
entertain ourselves.

1275
01:21:43,566 --> 01:21:45,318
Who would like to sing?

1276
01:21:47,028 --> 01:21:48,405
Or to recite?

1277
01:21:49,489 --> 01:21:51,241
Oh, Mom, may we just talk?

1278
01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:53,201
Why don't you sing, Alice?

1279
01:21:53,284 --> 01:21:54,744
Yes, Alice.

1280
01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:57,705
Not now, Lorina. Later, perhaps.

1281
01:21:57,789 --> 01:22:00,083
I'm afraid I'm no good
at singing.

1282
01:22:00,375 --> 01:22:03,086
Come on, Alice.
Silence the birds.

1283
01:22:03,711 --> 01:22:06,339
Per-Per-Perhaps she doesn't
want to sing, Hargreaves.

1284
01:22:10,093 --> 01:22:12,762
Mr. Dodgson can tell
us a story instead.

1285
01:22:15,682 --> 01:22:17,225
That would be very nice.

1286
01:22:17,308 --> 01:22:20,270
Yes, something out
of your masterpiece.

1287
01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:23,148
Oh, no, Lorina,
we know it all off by rote.

1288
01:22:27,652 --> 01:22:30,321
I read it all the time,
Mr. Dodgson. It's lovely.

1289
01:22:30,405 --> 01:22:33,116
Would you like me to recite
the song of the Mock Turtle?

1290
01:22:33,199 --> 01:22:34,993
Yes, please, Mr. Dodgson.

1291
01:22:38,079 --> 01:22:39,831
Quiet, everyone.

1292
01:22:45,962 --> 01:22:47,797
♪ Will you walk a little faster?

1293
01:22:47,881 --> 01:22:49,924
♪ Said a whiting to a snail

1294
01:22:50,008 --> 01:22:51,676
♪ There's a porpoise
close behind us

1295
01:22:51,759 --> 01:22:54,012
♪ And he's treading on my tail

1296
01:22:55,305 --> 01:22:59,225
♪ See how eagerly the lobsters
and the turtles all advance

1297
01:22:59,934 --> 01:23:02,187
♪ They are waiting
on the shingle

1298
01:23:02,770 --> 01:23:05,648
♪ Will you come
and join the dance?

1299
01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:10,278
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1300
01:23:10,361 --> 01:23:12,405
♪ Will you join the dance?

1301
01:23:12,780 --> 01:23:15,825
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1302
01:23:16,493 --> 01:23:18,036
♪ Won't you join the dance?

1303
01:23:18,119 --> 01:23:19,496
Alice!

1304
01:23:21,206 --> 01:23:25,251
♪ You can really have no
notion how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...

1305
01:23:33,009 --> 01:23:37,597
♪ You can really have no
notion how d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...

1306
01:23:58,201 --> 01:23:59,661
I'm sorry.

1307
01:24:21,975 --> 01:24:24,811
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1308
01:24:24,894 --> 01:24:27,689
♪ Will you join the dance?

1309
01:24:27,772 --> 01:24:30,525
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1310
01:24:30,608 --> 01:24:33,069
♪ Won't you join the dance?

1311
01:24:33,152 --> 01:24:35,947
♪ Will you walk a little faster?

1312
01:24:35,947 --> 01:24:38,866
♪ Said a whiting to a snail

1313
01:24:38,950 --> 01:24:40,994
♪ There's a porpoise
close behind us

1314
01:24:41,035 --> 01:24:44,455
♪ And he's treading on my tail

1315
01:24:44,539 --> 01:24:50,253
♪ See how eagerly the lobsters
and the turtles all advance

1316
01:24:50,336 --> 01:24:53,047
♪ They are waiting
on the shingle

1317
01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:58,428
♪ Will you come
and join the dance?

1318
01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:01,514
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1319
01:25:01,598 --> 01:25:04,434
♪ Will you join the dance?

1320
01:25:04,517 --> 01:25:07,228
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1321
01:25:07,312 --> 01:25:10,148
♪ Won't you join the dance?

1322
01:25:35,715 --> 01:25:38,760
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1323
01:25:38,843 --> 01:25:41,888
♪ Will you join the dance?

1324
01:25:41,888 --> 01:25:44,932
♪ Will you, won't you,
will you, won't you?

1325
01:26:11,334 --> 01:26:14,671
It was a very clever and
funny poem, Mr. Dodgson.

1326
01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:27,934
"Lastly, she pictured to herself"

1327
01:26:28,226 --> 01:26:30,812
"how this same little
sister of hers would,"

1328
01:26:30,812 --> 01:26:34,816
"in the after-time, be,
herself, a grown woman,"

1329
01:26:36,401 --> 01:26:40,279
"and how she would keep,
through her riper years,"

1330
01:26:40,822 --> 01:26:43,825
"the simple and loving heart
of her childhood,"

1331
01:26:45,243 --> 01:26:48,830
"and how she would gather about
her other little children,"

1332
01:26:49,622 --> 01:26:54,544
"and make their eyes bright and
eager with many a strange tale,"

1333
01:26:55,837 --> 01:27:00,800
"perhaps even with the dream
of Wonderland of long ago,"

1334
01:27:01,968 --> 01:27:05,805
"and how she would feel
with all their simple sorrows,"

1335
01:27:06,806 --> 01:27:10,476
"and find a pleasure
in all their simple joys,"

1336
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,771
"remembering her own child-life,"

1337
01:27:14,772 --> 01:27:17,066
"and the happy summer days."

1338
01:27:33,458 --> 01:27:36,919
"and find a pleasure
in all their simple joys,"

1339
01:27:37,211 --> 01:27:39,797
"remembering her own child-life,"

1340
01:27:40,631 --> 01:27:43,760
"and the happy summer days."

1341
01:28:07,450 --> 01:28:10,244
In the little verses
at the front of the story,

1342
01:28:10,369 --> 01:28:15,583
Lewis Carroll, uh, that is, the
Reverend Charles Dodgson, said,

1343
01:28:16,709 --> 01:28:19,712
"Alice! A childish story take,."

1344
01:28:20,630 --> 01:28:22,173
"And with a gentle hand."

1345
01:28:22,256 --> 01:28:25,051
"Lay it where childhood
dreams are twined."

1346
01:28:25,760 --> 01:28:28,179
"In Memory's mystic band,."

1347
01:28:29,472 --> 01:28:32,141
"Like pilgrim's wither'd
wreath of flowers."

1348
01:28:33,351 --> 01:28:35,853
"Pluck'd in a far-off land."

1349
01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:43,152
At the time, I was too young
to see the gift whole,

1350
01:28:43,986 --> 01:28:45,988
to see it for what it was,

1351
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:50,743
to acknowledge the love
that had given it birth.

1352
01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:54,080
But I see it now.

1353
01:28:56,123 --> 01:28:58,626
At long, long last.

1354
01:29:01,546 --> 01:29:04,173
Thank you, Mr. Dodgson.

1355
01:29:07,677 --> 01:29:09,095
Thank you.

1356
01:30:06,736 --> 01:30:08,487
What is his sorrow?

1357
01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:11,616
Ah, it's all his fancy, that.

1358
01:30:12,617 --> 01:30:14,619
He hasn't got any sorrow.

1359
01:30:51,781 --> 01:30:54,116
Oh, for God's sake, shut up.